Friday, December 7, 2007

Still On A High....

The following is a list of things I wish i could wake up to see.....

1. Sachin Tendulkar and Adam Gilchrist still playing....
2. More greenery than before....
3. India minus Corruption,Crime and Intolerance....
4. No Child Labour....
5. Better and More effective Indian Judiciary...
6. BCCI with corruption free officials....
7. Chocloates being sold for FREE of cost!!!!!( How I really really wish)....
8. My friends still with me...
9. Education system admonished....
10. Examinations abolished....(hell yeah...)
11. Calvin and Hobbes for real ...and with me...(OMG!!!....if this comes true...I'll be the happiest creature alive for 35495865 years...)
12. My Handwriting improved....(another herculian ask!)
13. Maria Sharapova from as close as possible .....
14. Myself grown 2 inches taller (Now that will be real tall...Im 6 feet 1 inch already...hehe)
15. Myself with better spelling skills (I suck at most of them)...
16. My "Study" Table neat n tidy!!!!!! (Hah! Joke...even if it's going to be clean ....it'll be courtesy Mom....I believe my table reflects the way I'm...Yeah...the rugged look ...hehe)
17. Snowfall in my town!!!(I've seen icefall...snowfall is what I long for)....
18. Owning a Polar bear as a pet (All Polar Bears are leftys....so special affinity)
19. Myself marooned on an Island with all my friends (Sounds Great).....
20. World Peace....
21. Requirement of a minimum Education Qualification for getting into politics (If this happens right now....we will be left with just a handful of leaders to govern the whole country)....
22. Getting to drive an aeroplane (Yeah....I love heights)....
23. Learning to cook (hehe....kinda fascinates me)....
24. More female friends than male (Hah....Dream on kiddo!!!)
25. Animals talk (Poor creatures....they are taken advantage of , just because they can't talk....What if a Dog says "Who the hell do you think you are throwing a stone at..you loser!..."....Atleast the animal race will live in peace....Humans can't/won't/prefer not to anyways)....
26. Ekta Kapoor House arrested!! (Oh! Please Please...If not anything else...atleast this should come true )
27. Manu Sharma Executed (Hang To Death!!!)
28. Ashok Todi behind bars....
29. Himesh Reshamiyya and Anu malik marooned away to Pluto (If there are even small traces of life there...then this situation will be a life (however less it maybe) threatening situation to those innocent pluto creatures...)
30. Myself 17 years younger (Yeah...the ga ga-gu gu life was way better)....

This Idea had struck my grey cells when I was sitting in my Examination hall giving a Weekly Test of the English paper...
*****[I thank my best friend Bharat who did the spell/grammer check and the rephrasing for me ]*****

2 comments:

prashant said...

lolz.....gr8 idea on how to use up ur xamination time!!!!btw.....i dont wanna c the 14th point being fulfilled.......i had enough of it already......my neck pains wen i c u!!!!!!!

prashant said...

lolz.....gr8 idea on how to use up ur xamination time!!!!btw.....i dont wanna c the 14th point being fulfilled.......i had enough of it already......my neck pains wen i c u!!!!!!!